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The summer movie season is coming to an end. The theatres were clogged with sequels galore, which ranged from the abysmal (Spider-Man 3) to okay (Live Free or Die Hard) to pretty good (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) to stellar (Bourne Ultimatum). Anyway, I had some fun coming up with titles of what may be in the theaters next summer.
“Pirates of the Caribbean 4: Depp is Back as Jack”
tagline: Johnny Depp is in it, so come and see it! We want to squeeze all we can out of this franchise!
“Transformers 2: Even Less Than Meets the Eye!”
“Died Hard”
“Oceans 11,487″
“Hairgrease”: John Travolta as Danny Zuko in drag
tagline: Oh my GAWD! Sandy, does this dress make me look fat?
“Borat visits Hogwarts to make sexy time with Hermione”
“Will Ferrell Almighty”
“301: The Forgotten Spartan”
“Overdog”
“Supergood”
Matt Damon is…”Still Bourne!” (Get it?! I know, it’s horrible…but horribly funny! This one was my brother’s, gotta give credit where credit is due!)
- OR - “AVJ: Alien vs. Jason”
“The Incredibles 2″
(just ’cause…wouldn’t that be great? Brad Bird, get working on it!)
Hope a few of those made you chuckle. To see what is actually slated for the summer of 2008 including “Indiana Jones 4” and “The Incredible Hulk“, check out Reviewing the Summer Blockbusters of 2008 >>
